Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals 2: E=mc Vagina(2009)

[00:02.67] Ah yeah, I'm back bitches.
[00:08.03] Women are equal and they deserve respect
[00:14.36] Just kidding,
[00:15.96] They should suck my dick.
[00:17.32] Vagina
[00:18.79] What!
[00:19.63] Vagina
[00:20.52] What!
[00:21.47] I wanna have sex with your vagina!
[00:23.22] Uhh!
[00:24.13] Vagina
[00:25.04] What!
[00:25.93] Vagina
[00:26.89] What!
[00:27.79] 2 + 2 = Vagina
[00:28.79] My love is like lightening.
[00:31.46] It gives girls orgasms.
[00:35.07] My dick is like an airplane.
[00:37.73] It gives girls orgasms.
[00:41.34] I'm the Wayne Gretsky of sexual stuff.
[00:44.04] I'm the Hulk Hogan of slamming muff.
[00:47.62] I'm the Indiana Jones of exploring crotch.
[00:50.37] I'm the Shakespeare of enormous cock.
[00:53.18] I'm the Helen Keller of having sex.
[00:55.80] No wait that's a bad example.
[00:59.44] Why did my penis cross the road?
[01:02.10] To get to the other
[01:05.78] Vagina
[01:06.66] What!
[01:07.57] Vagina
[01:08.47] What!
[01:09.34] I wanna have sex with your vagina!
[01:10.20] Uhh!
[01:12.13] Vagina
[01:13.00] What!
[01:13.92] Vagina
[01:14.84] What!
[01:15.74] E= McVagina
[01:16.64] I've got a present for you right here
[01:19.41] Actually it's not a present, it's my penis!
[01:23.06] And I like to call it the spear
[01:25.88] Cause spears are long and hard, like my penis
[01:29.46] I don't like it when you talk.
[01:32.19] Cause that just means you aren't sucking my penis.
[01:34.97] Love is for girls and gays.
[01:38.55] If you want to be with me it goes 1 of 2 ways.
[01:42.18] Either you have sex with me
[01:43.94] Or you have sex with me
[01:46.72] I have really good sex moves
[01:50.42] That I learned in China
[01:52.28] I'm a sexual tiger
[01:55.97] And I feed on vagina
[01:58.64] Roar
[01:59.56] Vagina
[02:00.45] What!
[02:01.44] Vagina
[02:02.30] What!
[02:03.26] I wanna have sex with your vagina!
[02:05.01] Uhh!
[02:05.97] Vagina
[02:06.83] What!
[02:07.78] Vagina
[02:08.61] What!
[02:09.54] What time is it? Vagina
[02:11.32] What's the difference between a girls mouth and her vagina?
[02:17.41] There is none.
[02:20.16] I want my penis to be in both those things.
[02:22.86] I'm a good sex man.
[02:30.05] Girls love my sex.
[02:32.71] I'm a good sex man.
[02:35.47] Cause my sex is the best.
[02:38.12] I'm like Jean Claude van Dam
[02:42.79] But instead of fighting people, I have sex with them.
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