Eminem, D12 - Under The Influence(2001)

[00:09.12] - Translation
[00:09.92] So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit
[00:14.14] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick
[00:19.56] Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies
[00:23.12] I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid twenties
[00:25.02] A young ass man with a trash can strapped to the back of his ass
[00:28.23] So the rats can't chew through his last pants
[00:29.61] I'm like a mummy at night, fightin' with bright lightning
[00:32.37] Frightened with five little white Vicadin' pills bitin' him
[00:34.43] I'm like a fuckin' wasp in the hospital lost
[00:37.23] Stingin' the fuck outta everything I come across in the halls
[00:39.53] I light a candle and place it up on the mantle
[00:42.08] Grab a knife at the blade and stab you with the fuckin' handle
[00:44.55] So when you find yourself wrapped up in the blinds, hurtin'
[00:47.59] - Bitch it's too late
[00:47.94] - 'Cause once you're hung from the drapes, it's curtains
[00:50.09] - I'm an instigator, 3-80 slug penetrator
[00:51.97] Degradin', creatin' murders to kill haters
[00:54.28] Accused for every crime known through the equator
[00:56.98] They knew I did it, for havin' blood on my 'gators
[00:59.40] My weed'll hit yo' chest like a double barrel gauge an'
[01:02.13] I'm a black grenade that'll blow up in yo' face
[01:04.48] With a fifth in me, when I guzzle Remi I do shit on purpose
[01:08.26] You never hear me say, forgive me
[01:09.66] I'm snatchin' every penny it gotta be that way nigga, face it
[01:12.61] That weed I sold to you, brigade laced it
[01:14.45] You hidin' I make the president get a facelift
[01:16.72] Niggaz just afraid, handin' me they bracelets
[01:19.37] Chillin' in the lab wasted
[01:20.71] I'm the type that'll drink kahlua and gin, throw up on the mic
[01:24.15] Your life is ruined, you get socked right on site
[01:26.68] And even at the million man March we gon' fight
[01:28.93] - So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit
[01:33.79] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick
[01:38.85] 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit
[01:43.66] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick
[01:48.01] - I'm a compulsive liar, settin' my preacher on fire
[01:51.38] Slashin your tires, flyin' down Fenkel and Meyers
[01:54.07] Plates expired, soon as I'm hired, I'm fired
[01:56.39] Jackin' my dick off in a bed of barbed wire
[01:58.61] (Hey, is Bizarre performing?)
[02:00.10] Bitch didn't you read the flyer?
[02:01.32] Special invited guest will be, Richard Pryor
[02:03.49] (Aren't you a male dancer?)
[02:04.96] Nah bitch, I'm retired
[02:06.12] Fuckin' your bitch in the ass with a tire iron
[02:08.43] I'm ripped, I'm on an acid trip
[02:10.95] My DJ's in a coma for lettin' the record skip
[02:13.50] Lettin' the record skip
[02:14.71] Lettin' the record skip
[02:16.24] (Damn!)
[02:18.20] I'm fuckin' anything when I'm snortin'
[02:20.84] It's gonna cost 300 dollars to get my pitbull an abortion
[02:23.32] Some bitch asked for my autograph
[02:25.77] I called her a whore, spit beer in her face and laughed
[02:28.51] I drop bombs like I was in Vietnam
[02:30.83] All bitches is hoes, even my stinkin' ass mom
[02:33.32] - Aiyyo flashback, two feets, two deep up in that ass crack
[02:36.93] Weed laced with somethin', nigga pass that
[02:39.61] In Amsterdam we only hang out with hash rats
[02:41.94] At a stop the violence rally, I blast gats
[02:44.28] Be your mom on publishin', get your ass capped
[02:46.70] The Kuniva, divide up your cash stack
[02:49.08] Want your motherfuckin' pockets, ah-sap
[02:51.58] I don't need a platinum chain, bitch I snatch Shaq's
[02:54.05] Born loser, half thief and half black
[02:56.74] Bring your boys and your guns and get laughed at
[02:59.29] Bitch smacker, rich rappers get their jag jacked
[03:01.54] And found chopped up in a trash bag
[03:03.61] - We stranglin' the rappers until the point they can't yell
[03:05.59] 'Cause they crew is full of fags and sweeter than bake sales
[03:08.05] Reckless, come from behind and snatch your necklace
[03:10.72] Gruesome and causin more violence than nine hoodlums
[03:13.02] I grapple your Adam's apple until it crackle
[03:15.54] Run right past you, turn around, grab you and stab you
[03:18.08] Get executed, cuz I'm a loony
[03:19.94] I got a yuk mouth and it's polluted, I cock it back then shoot it
[03:23.08] I love snatchin' up players thugs and young ballers
[03:25.54] Shoot up the household, even the young toddlers
[03:27.84] Brigade barricade to bring the noise
[03:30.19] While the bullets break your bones up like Christmas toys
[03:32.49] If I go solo, I'm doin a song with Bolo
[03:34.95] A big Chinese nigga, screamin Kuniva yo yo
[03:37.94] I leave ya face leakin', run up in church
[03:40.41] And smack the preacher while he's preachin
[03:41.83] Take a swing at the deacon
[03:42.96] - I used to tell cats that I sold weed and weight
[03:45.25] I was straight 'til I got caught sellin' 'em shake
[03:47.35] I'm ignorant, with the intent to snatch your rent
[03:50.00] I got kicked out of summer camp for havin sex in my tent
[03:52.36] With the superintendent's daughter, my brain's out of order
[03:55.00] I've been a Kon Artis since I was swimmin' in water
[03:57.39] In cahoots with this nigga named fall out von
[03:59.86] Who got fired from UPS for tryin' to send you a bomb
[04:02.38] I signed to a local label for fun
[04:04.97] Say I got cancer, get dropped, take the advancement and run
[04:07.42] Drive by you in the rain while you carry your son
[04:09.92] Call your house and hang up on you for not givin' me none
[04:12.27] Born straight up out a pussy but a son of a gun
[04:14.56] Got a reputation for havin niggaz runnin' they funds
[04:17.24] Used to be the type of nigga that was foldin some one's
[04:19.56] 'Til I met your fat mama, now I'm rollin' in dough
[04:22.02] - So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit
[04:26.87] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick
[04:31.88] 'Cause I don't give a fuck if you don't like my shit
[04:36.86] 'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my dick
[04:43.85] Suck my motherfuckin dick
[04:50.13] D-12
[04:54.54] Dirty Motherfuckin' Dozen
[04:58.50] Nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands
[05:04.78] Bizarre Kid
[05:07.94] Swifty McVay
[05:10.49] The Kon Artis
[05:12.73] The Kuniva
[05:15.48] Dirty Harry
[05:17.51] and Slim Shady
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