Del the Funky Homosapien - Offspring(2000)

[00:07.68] Aiyyo whattup el-p?
[00:09.65] Yo whattup del-phonic?
[00:10.02] Nuthin man; i was on the bus the other day man
[00:10.51] Tryin to listen to my walkman
[00:11.62] This motherfucker all in my face
[00:12.89] Tryin to holla at me and shit
[00:13.37] I'm like, "man - dude you just a offspring"
[00:14.65] I'm very interplanetary and vary with various experiments
[00:23.64] Gregarious with verbals for your merriment
[00:24.01] What el-p tell me to use, the beat di-ffuse
[00:24.75] You lose and get played like a mood
[00:25.40] I'm rude revolting leave you molting
[00:26.18] No thing - compares to my compadres
[00:27.16] We'll take it to broadway
[00:30.58] It's beautiful the execution flawless
[00:33.04] You all wet, soggy groggy when you saw me
[00:35.98] But i never tire whenever i adjust my thrust
[00:38.22] Females blush i bring the california gold rush
[00:41.35] Your flow sucks, your stamina can't endure
[00:43.76] I manicure your lavender amatuer landed words
[00:45.51] You haven't heard? cannabis analyst
[00:48.25] Add a twist to my manuscripts
[00:49.65] I'l have you sent to the showers
[00:51.63] Me and el-p, is superpowers like the us and ussr
[00:54.18] Blow you like the deathstar
[00:57.44] Leave your chest scarred like sagat
[00:59.79] My plot proliferates, hits you like barbituates
[01:01.32] In a twist of fate and splits your face
[01:03.24] It's the great deltron-z, soundbombing
[01:05.68] Run to mommy, i'm airin out your dirty laundry
[01:08.55] I'm shooting then executing you're aiming from mainstream
[01:11.23] Your brain tingles, strangles your lame jingles
[01:14.03] Bingo i bring flows that attack like wild dingoes
[01:16.88] Can't be pigeonholed, anything goes gringo
[01:19.45] Here we go - up jumps the outcast, sever the connection
[01:22.75] My mostly overconfident acquaintances pull numbers
[01:26.67] To the anti-potients and fear that i drip sick in
[01:27.92] And rise out of my shell to teach sick or bedridden emcees
[01:29.81] Til they fear living
[01:31.11] Blockin the cocks that bust shots, spittin smitten bitches
[01:32.64] Til the day of the locust, kitchen cutlery cuts
[01:34.46] Dmx 16 crossfade with a strange lust
[01:37.92] Dr. strangelove, born in the back of the train, fameless shame
[01:41.32] Shared with acne pick brain pit
[01:45.83] Tried to capture the moment of subtle death
[01:46.71] Destro magnet spit - action fit into capsules
[01:48.07] Slipped in the dirty waterway speaker cabinets
[01:49.92] Maximum b-boy axiom stabbin shit
[01:52.23] Intellectual women find that my rhyme style relaxes them
[01:54.73] And wonder if i fuck to the same rhyme style pattern
[01:57.88] It's autobahn pipe bomb glass fragment shatter
[02:00.25] To break new jacks at after parties for actin actual
[02:03.19] Factor x into your formula for fresh thoughts
[02:05.24] With a megalon wingspan that bulge from the back of the text radical
[02:08.49] Radio time tracks flatten your flattery
[02:10.97] The tradition excuse used by biters; ambiguously homo
[02:13.88] Knotted tights and colored underwear
[02:15.68] That's wrapped around the brittle legs of
[02:17.30] Things without weapons - i'm grief diseased brethren
[02:18.93] Swim in a sea of shit and malt liquor, feed on excedrin
[02:21.67] Radiate through tenements; emcees bleed estrogen!
[02:24.86] Del and el-p
[02:27.06] Watch insanity increase
[02:27.61] Break it up piece by piece
[02:28.44] Never weak in the least
[02:29.52] Think you better see a priest
[02:30.37] (Mortality, don't battle me, it's costly
[02:32.61] We the raw breed all of y'all is just the offspring)
[02:35.95] Yo del kick that shit again
[02:46.38] Tomahawking your tom-tom club
[02:48.83] You tried to holler at me at my show, lookin like you on drugs
[02:52.29] You love the del i'll thug you, bumpin juvenile
[02:54.75] Thinkin you in style, packin like you movin now
[02:57.26] I move top speed, scott free with cock-d
[03:00.41] Knock-kneed delivery that scorches you like lockheed
[03:02.98] Dr. decibel, my deliverance is questionable
[03:05.87] But as far as this session goes i'm wreckin skulls
[03:08.59] Better check your pulse, we visionaries with this
[03:11.21] Scarin the shit outta record labels next to fatal
[03:14.00] Right beside homocide bonafied bewilderment
[03:16.62] Militant diligence like i'm buildin pyramids
[03:18.99] Peel your cap reveal your lack of flavor
[03:21.16] Track your pager plus your celly
[03:22.52] Piss on your pele pele, catch you comin out of belly
[03:24.93] Dumbin out daily, tell me, what was your rationale
[03:27.45] Think of matchin del i disconect your pactell
[03:30.10] My mobile code words, showboat with no hope
[03:32.71] For any rhyme you kick or any beat you load up
[03:35.24] Leave you catatonic off a bag of chronic, skanless with anthems
[03:39.00] Stomp your little cadence out at random
[03:41.34] Ran-random, ran-random
[03:43.62] El and del-aphonic known to go off on a tantrum
[03:46.87] Now you know.
[03:49.41] For the backpackers, for the computer hackers
[03:52.83] For the misplaced famous, for all the video gamers
[03:56.62] For the derranged krylon stain makers
[03:59.43] For the ungry hungry ass verbal brain rapists
[04:03.31] That new york to the bay shit!
[04:05.84] "Go off, go off!"
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