Ice Cube - You Can't Fade Me/JD's Gaffilin' (Medley)(2003)

[00:12.59] Now the taste of alcohol is filling up my bladder
[00:16.19] What's the date and time it don't matter
[00:17.92] Had a pocket full of phone numbers I was trying to sort
[00:21.53] To make a long story short
[00:23.38] Ran into this girl named Carla
[00:26.05] Knew her from the back seat of my homie's Impala
[00:28.74] She said what's up yeah what's the deal
[00:31.40] Check the hairdo of course it ain't real
[00:34.19] Then I looked down she was fat in the front
[00:36.82] I asked how long, well about seven months
[00:39.59] Oh how time flies when you're having fun
[00:42.25] She said yeah but the damage is done
[00:44.92] Where you been, on a little vacation
[00:47.61] Oh by the way congratulations
[00:50.32] Who's the lucky man? I don't have a clue
[00:53.09] Then she said the lucky man is you
[00:55.77] I dropped my brew
[00:56.65] And everything looked fuzzy
[00:59.34] Not a baby by you the neighborhood hussy
[01:01.11] She said yeah remember that date
[01:03.85] I thought back and tried to calculate
[01:06.50] Then I said damn are you sure it's mine
[01:09.28] Cause I know you been tossed plenty of times
[01:11.97] She said that day no I wasn't whoring
[01:15.58] Your ass is mine that's when the sweat started pouring
[01:18.34] Cause all I saw was Ice Cube in court
[01:21.08] Paying a gang on child support
[01:23.72] Then I thought deep about giving up the money
[01:26.45] What I need to do is kick the bitch in the tummy
[01:29.16] Naw cause then I'd really get faded
[01:31.81] That's murder one cause it was premeditated
[01:34.55] So what I'm a do
[01:36.35] I don't have a clue
[01:37.23] How many months left damn only two
[01:40.88] I'm gettin' faded
[01:41.74] No cigar, G
[01:46.29] Ay yo homey man I'm getting faded
[02:03.32] It's crazy cause before I could sleep with her
[02:06.04] I had to duck and dodge and try to creep with her
[02:08.78] See the booty and the front was all in place
[02:11.46] But the girl had the pitbull face
[02:14.13] So we ran jumped drove swam crawled hid
[02:16.83] Oh lord god forbid
[02:19.58] My homies see me at the motel
[02:21.35] Cause those fools would love to just go tell
[02:24.05] Everybody in the hood that knows your rep
[02:27.67] So jump in the back seat and quiet is kept
[02:30.32] And hold your big fat butt steady
[02:33.01] Cause yo hoe I got the paper bag ready
[02:35.71] She started moaning and gobbling like a turkey
[02:39.34] I knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque
[02:42.06] I dropped her off man and I'm knowing
[02:44.72] That I'm a hate myself in the morning
[02:47.42] I got drunk to help me forget
[02:49.23] Yo another day another hit shit
[02:51.91] I'm gettin' faded
[02:55.57] Ay yo you know what time it is
[03:03.72] Nine months later she's ready to drop the load
[03:06.43] And everybody in the hood already knows
[03:09.13] It's supposed to be mine so they laughing at me
[03:12.78] You know Ice Cube can't be having that G
[03:15.45] I'm thinking to myself why did I bang her
[03:18.19] Now I'm in the closet looking for the hanger
[03:19.94] JD and Jinx and T-Bone won't let up they won't shut up
[03:24.49] I'm gettin' fed up bitch
[03:26.27] Cause I know you're tryin' to break me
[03:28.98] But if I find out your tryin' to fake me
[03:30.78] I'm a buff that duff for a hoot
[03:34.30] Beat ya down and leave a crown or two
[03:37.03] That night she went into labor
[03:39.77] And the shit is getting kinda major
[03:42.46] The baby came out damn it was a lifesaver
[03:45.16] Looking like my next-door neighbor
[03:47.81] She said it was mine that was her best guess
[03:50.54] But let's check the results of the blood test
[03:53.22] I started smiling yeah cause it read negative
[03:55.97] Damn why did I let her live?
[03:58.61] After that I should've got the gat
[04:01.35] And bust and rushed and illed and peeled the cap
[04:04.08] But no I just told the hoe who laid me
[04:06.73] Excuse me bitch it's a switch
[04:08.59] You can't fade me
[04:11.25] Naw baby not this way
[04:12.16] Yo you ain't playing Ice Cube out like no booger
[04:14.81] I don't fall for the okey-doke
[04:16.68] And before I fall for the okey-doke
[04:18.47] I let the pistol smoke
[04:19.39] Now sing it
[04:20.21] Yeah baby you can't fade me
[04:29.30] Naw unfadable baby
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