Ice Cube - A Gangsta's Fairytale(2003)

[00:04.28] Once upon a time, in the black part of the city
[00:05.85] Yo G, yo G you better get out of here man, 5-0
[00:06.82] Yo Ice Cube, man
[00:10.51] Whassup man?
[00:11.62] Why you
[00:12.69] Whassup?
[00:13.47] Yo Ice Cube man, why you always kickin' the shit
[00:15.05] About the bitches and the niggaz?
[00:15.84] Why don't you kick some shit about the kids, man?
[00:17.41] The fuckin' kids?
[00:18.75] Word
[00:19.81] Little boys and girls, they all love me
[00:21.98] Come sit on the lap of I C E
[00:24.56] And let me tell ya a story or two
[00:26.78] About a punk-ass nigga I knew
[00:28.24] Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick
[00:30.18] Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick
[00:32.22] Ran up the street 'cause he was piping hot
[00:34.85] Met a bitch named Jill on the bus stop
[00:38.06] Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe
[00:39.81] At that type of shit he's a pro
[00:42.05] So Jack and Jill ran up the hill to catch a lil' nap
[00:43.65] Dumb bitch, gave him the claps
[00:43.83] Then he had to go see Dr. Bombay
[00:48.38] Got a shot in the ass, and he was on his way
[00:50.74] To make some money, why not?
[00:52.29] Down on Sesame Street, the dope spot
[00:54.72] There he saw the lady who lived in a shoe
[00:56.54] Sold dope out the front, but in back, marijuana grew
[00:58.98] For the man that was really important
[01:01.25] Who lived down the street in a Air Jordan
[01:03.13] Ride to the fellow Mister Rogers and hoes
[01:05.53] Drove a 500 sittin' on Lorenzo's
[01:07.38] He broke out, Little Bo Peep, smoked out
[01:09.75] Saw, her and her friends sellin' sheepskins
[01:11.85] Yo yo I got them sheepskins
[01:13.47] Yo, my empty sheepskins
[01:14.72] Yo baby, what's up with that?
[01:15.51] Hickory dickory dock, it was twelve o'clock
[01:17.91] Cinderella ain't home must be givin' up the cock
[01:20.05] I don't doubt it, she is kind of freaky of course
[01:22.16] Had a fight with Snow White, she was fuckin' her dwarfs
[01:25.32] Saw a fight over colors, too
[01:27.12] Red Riding Hood, and Little Boy Blue
[01:29.53] A bad influence? Yo I don't know
[01:31.61] But Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the story should go
[01:34.37] Yeah money, that's it, yeah money, that's it
[01:38.22] This is Little Russ in the house
[01:39.33] Rock that shit homey, rock that shit
[01:40.63] Well, you know the rest
[01:47.28] Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
[01:48.85] With a joint, drinkin' some 8-ball
[01:50.99] Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville
[01:53.04] Lookin' for, the wolf to kill
[01:55.49] They're fucked up and they want revenge
[01:57.57] Them and Humpty used to be friends
[01:59.68] Now they're enemies 'cause he's a traitor
[02:01.78] Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him
[02:04.10] Cinderella hoeing for the fellas
[02:06.53] And Mister Rogers is gettin' mighty jealous
[02:08.68] Of the cash that the pigs were makin'
[02:10.47] Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon
[02:12.06] 'Cause Mister Rogers found out quick
[02:14.72] That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits
[02:17.34] They said that the motherfuckin' wolf was next
[02:19.23] So Mister Rogers better watch his step
[02:21.37] So he let the wolf know
[02:23.41] We're gonna fuck up the pigs, and take their ho
[02:25.85] 'Cause Cinderella is much too fast
[02:28.18] Before twelve, givin' up ass
[02:30.53] Double barrels all loaded and cocked
[02:32.69] As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
[02:34.55] They bailed down Sesame Street and caught 'em
[02:36.66] Little Boy Blue is up front givin' orders
[02:39.21] Little did they know Cinderella was a fink
[02:41.38] She called the cops and got thrown in the clink
[02:43.57] A bad influence? Yo, I don't know
[02:45.39] Ice Cube'll tell the kids how the stories should go
[02:48.21] Aiyyo man was that dope enough for you?
[02:51.10] Yeah, you aight, you in the house we outta here, see ya
[02:54.82] Yeah, you better go home before I whoop your little bad ass
[02:57.79] Some bedtime story huh?
[02:59.96] It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't wanna live here
[03:02.72] Ay, good ol' Mother Goose, remember her? I fucked her
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